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An editorial label of small-batch tees and pet goods, crafted for those who speak fluent internet but live for the tactile world.
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Made for the
chronically online.
Every piece is a sentence we've all thought but never said out loud. Printed on soft midweight ring-spun cotton, in small batches, by partners we'd actually have coffee with.
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For the pets who
put up with you.
Beds, bandanas, collars and matching pieces — designed with the same restraint as the human line. Because the dog deserves better tailoring than the boyfriend.
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